May your inbox always be empty.
May your wifi never be down.
May you keep your charging points close.
May your screen never break should it fall even on the hardest ground.
May your passwords stick in your head like the memory of your first kiss.
May Alexa finish your sentences for you and understand them all.
May your Ryanair flight land in its advertised destination,
your Uber rating always be five,
your Ocado order have no substitutions,
and your mansplainer be shamed into silence.
And until we meet again,
may your signal bars rise up to meet you,
the wind be always at your Deliveroo rider’s back,
your fake tan stay forever upon your face,
the rains fall soft upon your glamping pod,
and as lovingly as you caress your iPhone X,
may God hold you in the palm of Her hand.
One thought on “Modern blessing”
Brilliant and thought provoking, though embarrassingly resonant, seeing as I broke my trip up stairs, in work, with a Mac Book. Happily, both parties were unscathed…